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28 Nov 2010

In which I give you a warning and make an announcement

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Sometimes I blame my husband – he said his next wife would do it if I wouldn’t – but mostly I blame my daughter.

There is a point at about nine months when your child, if lucky, is sleeping, eating, crawling, happy and content. Easy to get around, they sit happily in a pram for ages at a time, allowing you to shop, have coffees, shop… so you decide this parenting thing is a lark, may as well have another one.

And so you get pregnant.

And then she wakes up and you discover it was all part of an evil plan to lull you into a false sense of security and propagate the human race.

See, angelic daughter has decided she hates the pram. And the car. Not a huge fan of her cot either while we’re at it. And as for crawling round gently prodding her toys – she’d rather rip wine bottles out of the wine rack, pull appliances off the bench using the 1cm of cord you left dangling, launch herself out of her high chair, scale the stairs at 60kms an hour whenever your back is turned, and my personal favourite of which I never tire – empty out every drawer and cupboard she can lay her hands on. Especially neatly organised Christmas wrapping drawer, ensuring every single roll of ribbon is festively strewn around the living room and red tissue paper is poking suspiciously out of her mouth.  Read more...

28 November, 2010 at 21:31 by Kate

Tags: advice, babies, Baby, baby care, child, children, christmas, family, father, humour, husband, mother, mums-to-be, newborn, parenting, pre-mama, Pregnancy, pregnant, sleep
Posted in Personal stories, Pregnancy | 10 Comments »

17 Nov 2010

Highlights of my pregnancy

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Duck 2

Defintely at the waddling stage CC photo credit: Tim Green aka atoach

With only five weeks to go, its time to reflect on the highs and lows of nine months of carrying a large bump around my front. Here are some of my more memorable (and mentionable);

First trimester:  The usual blissful sameness of the first four weeks was followed by two months of awesome nausea and misery. Have been tiptop every since the end of the third month though so, thumbs up to the body for a sterling job.

Maternity Shopping Online: I had hoped shopping online would be a highlight but I didn’t do all that well with only the following completed purchases:

-                   Black and white waist bands (to extend life of ordinary tops – genius idea in theory, in my case not so effective in practice).  From six months the gap between my trousers and my non-maternity tops has been a breezy few inches more than the width of the bands.  Never very effective before that anyway, often finding their way to well below where they should be, resulting in a kind of arse sling, or, in the other direction, ending up under my armpits, I’m hoping they may instead come in handy as miniskirts once I have recovered my pre-pregnancy, pre-pregnancy (still hadn’t recovered from the one before) body.  Because white lycra mini-skirts should be a wardrobe staple for any mother of two in her late thirties.  Read more...

17 November, 2010 at 21:19 by Jacqui

Tags: maternity, Pregnancy
Posted in Personal stories, Pregnancy | 5 Comments »

7 Oct 2010

Pregnancy Second Time Around

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Fuel

Hmmm..Coffee. I'm ALLOWED One a Day. OK?!

I don’t want to play the “old hand” walk-in-the-park routine on pregnancy, so don’t take my tone as smug, but I have noticed a remarkable reduction in my attention to actually being pregnant this time around, my second pregnancy.  This new attitude is a bit of a mystery to me, even after a full two minutes of self-reflection.

I speak only of the last three months because the first trimester was HIDEOUS and that certainly got my attention.  It was characterised by daily vomiting or, if not vomiting, a routine of sitting on my arse or shuffling around (on my feet, not my arse) to try and minimise the movement that might result in vomiting.   I did bring it on myself somewhat – refusing to take those anti-nausea tablets which didn’t seem to do much in the first pregnancy when I had only minor nausea but which, I discovered on the second last day of feeling like a first time sailor on the high seas during this pregnancy, that they actually helped quite a bit.  So I purchased a 30-euro packet of the little miracles and then found two days later that all my illnesses had passed with the end of the first trimester. Murphy’s.  Read more...

7 October, 2010 at 11:00 by Jacqui

Tags: advice, birth, diet, Pregnancy
Posted in Pregnancy | 2 Comments »

3 Oct 2010

Mind the Bump – why you MUST avoid overalls in pregnancy and other essential maternity clothes tips

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THE STORY OF THE POST

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you need some maternity clothes. Seriously, a leaf is not going to cut it.

This is a long post with zero interest to anyone bar the newly pregnant. But I enjoy shopping, and embrace every new opportunity to shop, so my two pregnancies gave me a WHOLE new genre to investigate. The joy. So it’s long. But I figure if you’re first time pregnant you’ll be interested. And if you’re not, you won’t read any of it, so I can whittle on for pages without shame and if you’re really just interested in looking at things for yourself without my helpful hints (rude), skip to the bottom for a list of good maternity clothes stockists.

Top Tip which I give you after several years and a couple of dollars spent – bear this in mind: you won’t need true maternity clothes until at least four or five months in. Possibly later depending on whether you are one of those annoying people who wears their own jeans until about 8 months in. Possibly a bit earlier if you are onto your third child and carrying a 10lb heifer in your stomach.  Either way, although I fully appreciate the desire to embrace this whole new category, it is NOT for a whole nine month period, you do NOT need an entire new wardrobe.  That being said though, you wouldn’t want to ignore all the lovely possibilities out there…..  Read more...

3 October, 2010 at 22:58 by Kate

Tags: asos, Baby, clothes, clothing, humour, Isabella Oliver, jeans, london, maternity, maternity clothes, maternity jeans, maternity wear, mother, mums-to-be, newborn, pre-mama, pre-natal, Pregnancy, pregnant, TopShop
Posted in Breastfeeding, Online Shopping, Pregnancy, Shops | 7 Comments »

27 Sep 2010

What to expect when you’re expecting. Or rather – what to do when you’re expecting. Except that doesn’t sound nearly as catchy.

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Which may well be why the authors of What to Expect are undoubtedly gazillionaires and I am writing a pink blog.

I have a couple of friends recently who have announced their first pregnancies. Naturally they have turned to someone as wise and insightful as me to adviseWe are all united
them as they take their first tentative steps into the world of bulging stomachs and  weeing incessentaly. Or rather, one of them said ‘you must have a nerdy spreadsheet for this sort of thing.’ Au contraire my tubby little friend – I don’t have a single spreadsheet, I have several. And lots of posts. But I guess I have never summarised it all into a neat little package of a posty thing – so here it is, my guide to WHAT THE HELL DO I DO NOW? Apart from all the medical/hospitaly/birthy stuff of course…  Read more...

  • Panic. You are bringing a new person into the world. Much can go wrong and you’re probably already well on the way to f*cking up your kid’s life already. Nice one. Oh, ok, disregard that one – here’s the real list….
27 September, 2010 at 23:57 by Kate

Tags: babies, Baby, baby care, baby equipment, birth, book, child, Child birth, children, classes pregnant mums, family, father, Gina Ford, humour, husband, mums-to-be, nesting, pre-mama, pre-natal, Pregnancy, pregnant
Posted in 0 - 6 months, Baby, baby equipment, Pregnancy | 2 Comments »

20 Jun 2010

Recovering from the ‘other kind’ of birth

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Malibu being washed

It does not take this many openings - I swear.

I am a small-time c-section veteran, having got two babies up and out ‘through the sun roof’. Not on my own you understand – there were a few doctors and nurses, but basically I am tough and brave. As an obsessive planner, the second time round when I knew I was having another one, I did some serious research. I also bought a lot of unnecessary gear and freaked out a lot. Even if you’re planning the most natural of natural births, stuff happens sometimes and it always pays to freak out in advance. Oh wait – is that right? Anyway, based on absolutely no medical experience whatsoever (although I have watched a LOT of Gray’s Anatomy which is pretty much the same thing), here are my personal top tips for recovering from a c-section:  Read more...

20 June, 2010 at 23:47 by Kate

Tags: babies, Baby, baby care, birth, c-section, caesarian, Child birth, father, hospital, humour, midwife, mother, mums-to-be, newborn, NHS, operation, parenting, pre-mama, pre-natal, Pregnancy, pregnant, recovery
Posted in 0 - 6 months, Baby, Breastfeeding, newborn, Personal stories, Pregnancy | 7 Comments »

1 Jun 2010

And somewhere along the line I fell in love

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Summer Love

ALERT: TOTALLY SOPPY POST COMING UP. AVERT EYES IF NECESSARY

So you know how all those movies and TV shows and chicklit books describe the moment you meet your baby and you fall instantly in love? Completely and utterly, beside yourself immediately, in love? If you don’t know those books and TV shows and movies then good on you, you probably spend your time reading worthy, didactic tomes about apartheid in South Africa and tutoring the underprivileged (which begs the question about why you are reading this blog, but we’ll take anyone).

Anyway, you know that instant love feeling? Well, nope. Not me.

When number one came along, sure I felt protective. He was also very cute (massive head notwithstanding) and I was keen to look after him the best I possibly could. We spent hours marvelling at the fact that we had MADE THAT LIMB. I know, the first people EVER to create life – I know how clever we are. But overwhelming, tear inducing love at first sight? Nope. Am I weird?  Read more...

1 June, 2010 at 23:23 by Kate

Tags: Baby, Baby Love, birth, child, Child birth, children, family, love, mother, mums-to-be, newborn, parenting, post natal, pre-mama, pub
Posted in Baby, newborn, Personal stories, Pregnancy | 4 Comments »

17 May 2010

Gina Ford – the case FOR.

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Do not set one of those up in your back garden to burn books. This would be weird.

Oh my god, my pulse is racing, my heart is beating faster and I can hear Jacqui yelling from Madrid. It’s that time. Time for the post I have been thinking about since we started the blog. The Dame Gina Ford post.

If you’ve had a child in the past ten odd years in the UK or Australia, you’d have to be a bit lacking in eyes and/or ears to have missed one of her books on the parenting bookshelves, seen referenece to her methods on the internet or heard mention of her routines from other parents. The most popular book is The Very Contented Baby, but there are various follow-ups including The Contented Baby with Toddler.

At the outset, I need to divulge something that might already be obvious – I love Gina. There, I’ve said it. It’s out there. Let the stabbings commence and the bags full of poo start arriving on our doorstep, but it is true – her methods have worked like an incredible charm for our family and Gina (or The Big G (TBG) as we prefer to call her) rules the child routine roost around at our pad.  Read more...

17 May, 2010 at 23:32 by Kate

Tags: Baby, baby care, baby classes, birth, book, child, children, family, Gina Ford, humour, husband, mother, mums-to-be, newborn, parenting, pub, sleep, tantrums, Toddler
Posted in 0 - 6 months, 2 to 3 years old, 6 - 12 months, Baby, Book Review, Breastfeeding, newborn, Other, Personal stories, Pregnancy, Product reviews | 3 Comments »

3 May 2010

By popular demand – THE BABY LIST. Essentials and almost essentials to buy.

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Voldemort should see a dentist

This is like a picture of me at the dentist. I know - bad hair day.

Ages ago I wrote a post about baby things I had bought that I had wasted money on. I made a rash promise to post my spreadsheet of things that you SHOULD buy.  Four months later I am coming good with my promise. I know. I’m reliable like that. You should hear my promises to my dentist – they are nothing short of inspiring and involve trips to hygienists, dental floss and 45 degree brushing angles.

Anyway, I digress.  I know that interesting dentistry anecdotes is a post in itself but baby stuff I promised and baby stuff you shall have. There are many many things to buy when you are having a baby. And many many shops and online stores from which to buy these essentials. I say essentials. In actual fact, apart from a cot, a pram and some clothes, you’d be hard pressed to say anything was truly essential. But we are what we are. Well, actually, I am what I am. You may well be a far more worthy and green type person who buys the minimum, recycles stuff, freecycles it back into the community and is generally a better, kinder and more annoying person than me. If you are, can I suggest you stop reading? I think you will not enjoy my list of essentials.  Read more...

3 May, 2010 at 21:53 by Kate

Tags: Baby, baby care, baby equipment, baby essentials, baby gear, birth, child, Child birth, child-friendly, children, clothing, family, father, humour, husband, mother, mums-to-be, nesting, newborn, Nursery, parenting, pre-mama, pre-natal, Pregnancy, pregnant, Toddler
Posted in 0 - 6 months, 12 - 18 months, 6 - 12 months, Baby, baby equipment, Breastfeeding, newborn, Nursery, Online Shopping, Pregnancy, Product reviews, Toddler | 6 Comments »

17 Feb 2010

Private Cord Blood Banking

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When we fell pregnant with N all our friends told us to get on to cord blood banking.  Debate ensued as to which of the private cord banks were the best. Private cord banks are big here.  There are seven operating in Spain, and their marketing is evidently effective.  At no time did anyone address whether banking your cord blood with a private bank was the right thing to do.  So confident were they of the need for private cord blood banking that one can see how expecting parents come to assume that cord blood banking is a given obligation.  It almost feels un-parent like to be questioning the benefits of committing to anything that might benefit your child in future.  ‘How could we not invest in something that may one day save our child’s life?’ you ask yourselves.  This line of thinking is encouraged directly (or indirectly via your peers) by the well executed and powerful marketing messages of private banks.  Private cord blood banking is a very expensive programme with questionable benefits.  You need to go beyond the marketing material to make your decision.  Read more...

17 February, 2010 at 11:07 by Jacqui

Tags: baby care, birth, cord blood banking, mums-to-be, pregnant, UCB, umbilical cord blood
Posted in Pregnancy, Product reviews | 1 Comment »

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